Archive for September, 2010

September 26, 2010

How Weird

I feel good today.

September 25, 2010

September 21, 2010

Complaint of the Day

Men need more naughty bits.

It’s not fair to have so many.

September 20, 2010

The Best Advice

September 18, 2010

The Weekend So Far

Producing excess mucus is
a good way to expel
my body of allergens but
is only serving to
piss me off.
What would my body care?
If it cared I
wouldn’t have a
with feelings.

I was driving for a while
I saw many signs
on the way down, but I
only paid attention
this time
to two, one said
Simple Divorce
the other,

He told me,
in a way
that he missed me
without really saying
it, or actually
saying it better, more eloquently:
Your absence is felt.

My response was much less so
I could have said,
instead of
“Yours is too,” or
“Yours too,” or
which, while the latter would be
and kind of insincere-sounding, it
would still be better than
But instead,
I said
and now I am a jerk.

Who says ditto?

September 17, 2010

I wish
someone would run through a field
screaming for

September 13, 2010

Once More, With Feeling

It hurts; the crisp springtime of
that new spark, that lightning
the tingle
of a new kind of love
has broken upon me.

September 7, 2010

Funny folks are really glum on the inside.

I know.